May 2013
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balloonney:
teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them
and think the video is broken when it stops to load
“well it’s a shame the video’s not working. i guess we’ll have to do this packet instead”
“work in pairs”
footmeetsface:
spoon-party-of-bombur:
multipack:
amyeatfeast:
stopthatitssilly:
alexkisu:
multipack:
f is for friends who do stuff without you
u is for uninvited
c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten
k is for krispy kreme yum
this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like
one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the...
blein:
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
thatgirlericaa:
i wonder how many miles i’ve scrolled on tumblr.
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psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
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textpoops:
textpoops:
The influence I’m
I’m under the influence
April 2013
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sherlockismysuicidenote:
slutsy:
i told my duck he looked like a loaf of bread
this was his response
WHY DO YOU HAVE A DUCK
pospiscal:
sexual orientation: not u
